Couple Gets Caught Banging On A Balcony In The Middle Of The French Yellow Vest Protests

Couldn’t have said it better myself, @toof2018. The only thing that would’ve made this more French is if the man behind her was a mime whose dick was a baguette. I haven’t been following the French protests, but from what I gather they’re upset over rising fuel taxes, cost of living, and a whole bunch of other shit that I don’t care enough to list out on this blog. I’m just here to comment on the fact that these people thought it was appropriate to engage in public doggy style sex while thousands of people rioted mere feet away. It’s tough to tell, but I think they may actually be on scaffolding. Which if that’s the case would make this video a thousand times wilder. Imagine how bad tear gas would hurt if it made contact with your unmentionables? A gaping hole filled with anti-riot chemicals burning hotter than the fire of a thousand suns.

Although, from a logistics stand point having sex during a riot makes sense. You may as well do it while everyone around you is distracted. Kevin Weeks, Whitey Bulger’s hitman, used to do the same thing. He’d commit all his crimes while it was raining out so people were distracted by the weather. It’s genius. If it wasn’t for that guy smoking cigs they probably would’ve gotten away with it. Oh well, c’est la vie. Hopefully, these two were able to finish up what they started and get out of harms way.